HotMonkeyLover writes:

Dear Dr. Oblivioso,
First: How does one ask a question?

This is a very good question. That is a good start.

The easiest way is to e-mail me at oblivioso@gmail.com which will get to me through the magic of the internets. You may also post a response to one of the posts, which may or may not get to me directly, and may not be answered by the real Doctor Oblivioso.

If you wish to remain anonymous, as many people who have problems of love choose to do, you may add a fake name such as HotMonkeyLover has done, and I will use that instead of your real name, such as Mike Reynolds. This may be a good option when you are asking about how to appropriately treat the Monkey Herpes or something similar.

Second: Are you a real doctor?

This is really a two-part question:
Q: Am I real?
A: Yes, I am real. I am not a figment of your imagination.

Q: Am I a doctor?
A: I am not a doctor in the sense of "turn your head and cough" or "here is your bill". I am a doctor in the sense that I have recieved a PhD in Loveology from the University of Latin America. This does not allow me to write prescriptions, but good news for Mike: Zovirax is available over-the-counter.

Wilkommen!

Hello, I am your host, Doctor Oblivioso, the Latin Doctor of Love. True: I have a PhD in Loveology from the University of Latin America, which is a litle misleading because they don't actually speak Latin there, and that was embarrassing.

My purpose here is to answer the questions that you may have on all things related to love and loveology in general. Loveology should not be confused with Loveoscopy: loveology is the study of love, where loveoscopy is looking at your love with a rather delicate medical instrument that is inserted into various orfices of your body in sometimes uncomfortable situations. Trust me, you do not want to confuse them. Loveography is a completely different thing that involves the drawing of dirty pictures while you are on the telephone listening to a recorded voice interrupting the orchestral version of Stairway to Heaven to tell you how important your call is. I do not talk about that here, unless your pictures are very good.

So please, ask your questions and I shall do my best to provide you with advice that I have archived in my little black book of love, and try to ease your pain just a little.

To ask a question, send e-mail to oblivioso@gmail.com.

Salutado.